swordfightinthemorning

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Uh, btw...

...stop sniffing the oven cleaner. You'll need it since I baked a sourdough baguette, rubbed it along my taint and consequently spooged all over the wire racks. Have you ever smelled burnt spunk?! What am I saying, of course you have.

I'd also stay away from ordering a Factory Burger.

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