If I may get serious for a bit...

Can I just say that my partner in crime is just about as great a friend as anyone can find? I just spent a great week on vacation complete with double stouts, missed opportunities, $80,000 turkey gravy AND tepanyaki! You complete me. It's too bad that prop 8 was passed because homosexuals like you are one in a million and you deserve all the happiness that man on man action can bring.