swordfightinthemorning

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Andy the Asian says...a thousand points of right...

1. I have SOME body hair. They're just slanted. And good at math.

2. Actually, I guess a tranny Transformer would be a Deceptacon. Or at least that's what I would call that "girl" that tricked me once at a bar in Hollywood. Ok, twice.

3. Jeff told me that slamming it would work. Unless that was just his way of getting me to show him my penis. I wondered why we had the discussion in the liquor room.

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