no triple fowl this year

I'm kinda sad we don't have all the extra responsibility of locating, securing, storing, cooking, transporting, cooking again, and serving of a TurDuckHen. I remember smiling the entire week leading up to thanksgiving last year. The whole experience was 95% awesome. Until it was time to eat it. Chicken and Duck that have been spiced, packed with stuffing and frozen taste exactly the same and weren't worth the chewing energy. And with all that bird on bird on bird action it took forever to cook. Like the turkey and the duck were to busy gettin' freaky to realize they were in a 500 degree oven.