LOLROTFRARIMWC!!

For you non-accessible chatters, that's 'laughing out loud, rolling on the floor round and round in my wheel chair'.

We're going to hell for sure.

Hope they have a chair lift.

My legs aren't tired at all!!!

So last night I had the pleasure of attending the last home game of the playoff bound San Jose Sharks. The Last home game of the year is a big deal, its "Fan Appreciation Night". They must have have given away 20 jerseys, 8 sets of concert tix, a ton of GC's and the list goes on. Nobody in my seats, row or section won anything. But one "special" fan across the arena did. Section 206, Row WCA, seat 5. WCA, you ask????? Wheel Chair Accessible, in section 206. Seat 5? That's the interesting part.. I would have just listed it as SEC 206, Row WCA, Seat "brought your own"

This is kinda catchy...

When Chuck Norris takes a shit, he takes yours.

My turn...

The saying "what goes around comes around" was shortened from "whatever goes around disrespecting Chuck Norris, will comes a round house toward the face" by people who were too scared that the original version would disrespect Chuck Norris, a round house would be headed their way!