Out of beer? Fill it with milk!

I've also seen these in my Adam & Eve catalog as a Fleshlight for zoophiles...or anyone from Kentucky.

When neoprene just isn't enough

Ready for a letdown? or 3?

They cost $800 a piece. That might include the outfit, (see link below of a tuxedo clad $800 squirrel beer) but I'm not sure. The reason I'm not sure......, When a colleague of mine order them, she received only the beer. Apparently Customs has a problem with European taxidermy wrapped around beer bottles. Go figure, I've seen some pretty outlandish coors light koozies in my time. That may be the worst part, unless you're buying it for the beer inside the bottle which is a staggering 50% abv, and by the description should taste of nettles and juniper. It actuality it tastes and smells of diesel fuel and when ingested reminds you of what might have hit it before Angus got it at the back door his taxidermist shop.

Ready for the wonderful surprises?

Follow this link and read the comments. Here's and excerpt from one of my favs. "I'm not really an animal activist... but this is pretty horrible" -Alex

http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/22/its-the-worlds-strongest-most-expensive-beer-inside-a-squi/