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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

the Twinkie Cowboy

I'm pretty sure that Twinkie Cowboy was a professional wrestler in a previous life.
1. He looks like he's trying to get the crowd to cheer louder and support him while his his opponent lies "helpless" until right before he jumps and the guy moves out of the way.
2. I'm not sure if the camel clutch an ethnic move that only Arabs can do, but, this Twinkie Cowboy sure looks like he's going crab the twinkies chin and pull.
3. He's already got an outfit / theme / ethnicity. You got to have that going for you to even get into the ring. He's obviously a gun slinging, chew spitting, cow roping Cowboy who lassos his opponents with some sort of rope. The rope will eventually contribute to his demise, when is hung from the rafters in a Death Match gone wrong, cream everywhere!

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