swordfightinthemorning

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Ugly people with low self asteem

You know who requests a booth? People who are insecure. The guys that are afraid that if their girlfriend has anything else besides them to look at, they will. LOSERS. Contrastley the people who request a table are either too fat to squeeze into a booth or... want something, anything that could possibly give them a distraction from their date. I know in OUR case we couldn't care less. As long as the establishment serves food and alcohol were fine. Our dates will look like supermodels in the end. OH! and we will fall asleep before any of that matters anyway.

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