For when Jared rode the subway instead of eating one

I saw this last night on Chelsea Live and wanted to share it with you. In Brazil they have started to install these new chairs in subway stations for those who are slightly heavier. Not only does the obvious blue color coding target you as a fatty, but I thought white makes you look thinner?

Also, take careful notice of where the seat is bolted to the floor. Yes, right below the fat seat. I call this style of engineering the "see-saw theorem of mass potential".