What do you get the kid who has everything...or doesn't technically 'exist' yet

Speaking of Planned Parenthood, I have also heard on The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and SNL's Weekend Update (my only sources for news) that their gift cards are hot this year. So hot in fact, that we set up a gift card table at the restaurant complete with rubber tree, pink Asian boxes and wire hangers. PLUS, if you buy a Pro Choice Bear (with removable fetus!) it comes with a $50 gift card. Act now before the holidays end! Or Roe v. Wade is overturned.