Tonight I heard back from our old property manager that we would be getting back our entire security deposit minus $100. Our anal retentiveness for a shoeless household really paid off. Only touch paint was needed in places that your brother and I dragged your grill against during move in. So what are you going to do with your half of the $1650?
I'm contemplating two ideas...
--->1. Turning the $825 into all singles, driving to Gilroy, parking in a stall at Sonic (Americas Drive In), convincing the 4, 18 year old carhop girls to take off everything their wearing but their skates, and then making it rain.
--->2. Buy 9, $50 gift cards to Planned Parenthood (the hottest GC this season). Why 9? I don't know, but that's my guess on how many girls are in one of the middle school classrooms that I drive past everyday. Use your imagination.
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