It's not my fault

On Wednesday I had to attend a hearing to contest unemployment benefits for someone who didn't deserve them. I wore my work clothes, slacks, dress shirt and tie. When I got there the room was packed. Claimants and Big companies filled the room. I was easily able to tell who was who because like me, the employers wore their work outfits. There was Bevmo (a guy in shorts and a green bevmo polo), Walgreens (2 men in dress shirts with Walgreens logo on them), Comcast (dress shirt with Comcast logo on it), Petco (same dress shirt deal) and the attendant kept calling more and more big companies. First Mervyns then I thought I heard Johnson and Johnson, but it ended up just being a black guy name Johnson wearing a sweatsuit.