in a world full of choices, they're all shit

I'm 100 percent positive that the new Hot Carl Fudge Sundae at Dairy Queen will take away 100 percent of the sales of the Peanut Buster Parfait. If you want a dessert that looks like 2 girls already ate it and shit it back into a cup.... then now you have 2 choices at Dairy Queen. Well 3, which of the two desserts to order, and who to vomit it back up onto.