swordfightinthemorning

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

I could never write shit THIS good


Hold the phone! In a move that was clearly timed and created exclusively for this blog, Burger King has come out with a man's body spray that, according to their website, offers a "scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

Ladies and gentlemen, let the meat jokes begin.

2 comments:

  1. Wrong, just wrong... You know which women you will attrack by smelling like fast food... Run for cover!

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  2. Most likely ones with missing teeth. Or if I'm lucky, all their teeth.

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