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Monday, December 29, 2008

"Has Jack Got a Deal for You!"


In an effort to provide endless presents for my co-host... I give you one bigger than the big deal, "The Jumbo Deal". Its been a long standing phrase "im gonna get the big deal". A Jack In The Box combo involving a a burger or chix sand, tacos and a drink. It was great for 2am on the way home after a close, 6pm after an open, 1pm on our bikes before a close or any waking moment for my co-host. Now the junk burger has been replaced with a yumbo yack the soda with fries, and Jesse's slim 29 inch lady boy waist with a belt busting burger gut that hangs over his pants and penis. Merry Christmas

4 comments:

  1. If your diet allows for a meal consisting of 2 tacos, fries and a big burger, chances are; you're packing a 2 liter of dew or pibb somewhere on your person and thus, don't need another beverage. Duh.

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  2. Even if it came with a drink I would upsize it to a strawberry milkshake to make this one a Mega Cholesterol Meal.

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  3. Also beware...the yumbo yack comes sans queso.

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