SPAM = salty penis and meat?

I have always heard that there were all different flavors of Spam. Spam, Spam lite, Spam with Bacon, Spam with Tabasco, Spam garlic, Spam with cheese, Spam singles...etc. Once while in Hawaii I actually took a picture of the Spam shelf in the supermarket. It was a Cornucopia of color and flavors that topped out at 15 or so varieties. But it wasn't until I returned to the mainland and attended a dinner party hosted by a Japanese Hawaiian that I learned of my true favorite Spam variety...Spam Penis (picture to be added later)