swordfightinthemorning

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Nailed it...

Yesterday I was talking to a fellow manager and it went a bit like this:

M: I have to go to church today for lent.
J: I didn't know you were Jewish.
M: What?! It's not a Jewish holiday. Don't you know the Jews killed Jesus?!
J: I don't think now's the time to be pointing fingers.

Besides, Jesus died trying to put together cheap IKEA furniture. That's what Dr. Edelstein told me.

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