Dating sucks

So it's worth mentioning that before I signed up for match.com I decided to try eHarmony first. I went to their website and began to take their compatibility questionnaire. A thousand questions later I clicked submit, only to be taken to a default page which asked me to sit down as it informed me that I was one of 12% of people of whom the site denies membership due to the "lack of suitable matches". I realized it must have been when I clicked "some high school" to the question "where do you usually meet the women you date?". Or when my reply to "how do you come on to women?" was "on her face".

There's no joke here. Just a sad, sad reality.