W: food or company?
J: denitely company. So I had a win win situation tonight. And blew it.
W: a girl and guy dating, sitting at our table is not win win unless you like threesome rotiseries.
J: which would have tasted better than those ribs.
W: here's the deal asshole, Ribs are usually delicious. Unless your focused on stealing some guys girlfriend instead of eating them.
J: That's what I do best is steal girlfriends. Or at least make them realize what they're missing. Besides they were on date 5 and she still didn't kiss him. She's obviously holding out.
W: holding out yes. For you NO! For an black AMEX card yes! She'll get home, alone and wonder what did I just pass up?
J: Beauty of it is shell be thinking of me for at least a couple of days. And she doesn't Even realize how small my penis is.
W: thanks for interupting me. I was going to say she will realze she passed up a cute white guy and his Asian lady boy! That got to be worth at least 1.5 mintues of pure raw pleasure.
J:mmm ladyboys. Now I'm hard. Speaking of ladyboys, I ran into your mom the other day and she said she hadn't heard from you in a while. I told her it was cuz you were in my closet. My big gay closet.
W: put downs aside just cause your closet is filled with high heels, miniskirts and "snuggerfit extra strength condoms" does mean it's a gay closet. Did you tell her hi for me?
J: I did though I tried to conceal the thong poking out the back of my lowrise 7 jeans I had on. And don't forget the doc Jonson hanging out as well. On a serious note, I love showtunes.
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