And, yes, my apologies to our legion of followers (mostly in the greater Chicago area...mmm, area) for neglecting this blog for far too long. Like a cheap whore we teased you with our wares and dressed it up in scantilly clad outfits like slutty schoolgirls on the...what was I talking about?
I am certain I am your most loyal follower... Keep remembering to write and that Hello Kitty toaster might appear on your doorstep one day...
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