From hawaii to grocery outlet with love

Turns out the dirtiest, poorest and absolute worst super market chain out there has a direct supply line from the islands. Just in time for the holidays, a gift set with 1,000,000 times your recommended daily intake of sodium and a press to pair it with rice. Too bad they don't have a press that cuts penis shapes....See earlier posts :Monday December 8th 2008.

Trick or Treat...or just turning Tricks

Looks like my domestic partner/co host has to look no further for this year's Halloween costume than this Burger "King". He's even already got the God awful beard to go with it. Just spray on some BK Flame and he'll be ready to hit Boy's Town as the King Daddy.

Just don't ask him to show you his sceptor.

Dr. Who?

And it's "Tila"..."Tia" means "actually possessing talent"

"Table"? Is that what Tila is calling her vagina these days?

I Dont Support Domestic Violence

But I love to watch a no holds barred 3 round table match in which to win, you must slam your opponent through a table. Good luck Tia Tequila!

Crips always come out on top.

In all things politically correct or gang related the Crips always seem to be the winners. Been to T.G.I. Friday's lately? They're all laid out the same. Bar in the center, upper level seating, covered indoor patio and that really cool old phone booth. I remember always wanting to use that phone booth to call Dr. Who. I never made that call...and now I never will. Thanks Crips!?!

Mornings

Nothing's better than waking up with a hot cup o' joe.

And coffee is good too.