I Don't Remember Any of That!

Just because I think my cohost may get a kick out of this website, I'm posting it here:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Unfortunately, I could have placed this on my other pages, but he has a phobia of myspace, twitter, facebook and any girl without male genitalia.

Here's a sample:

"I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore."

Only because I ran out of regular...

Decaf coffee is the cocktease of the java world.

Just wonderin'

Is it gay...if you just hold it?

Twuper Tweet...

Btw, I also spent June trying to figure out this twitter thing everyone's on these days. So far all I've figured out is that Ashton Kutcher has a hell of a lot of time on his hands when he's not busy dusting off his wife's vulva. Well, if you want to see me twitter my twaint and twat then twollow me at http://twitter.com/misterzer0.

Where the fuck did June go?!

Wow, it's been over a month since our last post. We were pretty busy getting our gay innuendo on in good ole Seattle. The first time...well, you never forget it. So, I'm back from vacation, got a full bottle of anti-depressants and ready to blog ahead into the great wide gaping unknown that I like to call my "co-host's chocolate starfish".