For Loves A Good H Hot Carl...

Should I put this on the lost and found log? And after 30 days, can I claim it or do I have to donate it to Goodwill? Also can staff leave this at the desk or does it have to go in a locker? I could go on forever. Oh, and we bought it with a CPO...we had to...our burr mixer went down on a Saturday night.

Beer for Jews

You can't tell from the picture but the bottle is in the shape of a deridel. You can't put it down without spilling. I hear its a hard to find delicious malty beer with a smooth finish that one would crucify for.

What happened to us after one too many..

...at a champagne brunch in Santa Monica.

Which...

is what I do with my internet connection. The last thing I want to happen while I'm in a chatroom is for a hacker to find out that 'beckyeatsmeat' is really an asian divorcee in Santa Monica posing as a thai tranny hooker in a pink babydoll and 5 inch heels and a collar that says 'slut'. Better they think I'm in Tajikistan.

Unless.........

....you have some weird device that hides your signal from wire tapping by bouncing it off satellites and towers in other countries. Which would explain a lot more.

The Widget reveals all

You know that widget you put in the blog that shows the live feed? We have seem to draw quite a few listeners from other countries. But it seems they all come on through google and read "that's some fukt porn" first. And I thought we had some issues. Really, who goes to a random website and watches a random sex video of hunting and intercourse on top of each other?

And finally...

Tonight's dessert...creme filled cannolis covered in a chocolate fudge ganache.

Goodnight.

Or...

Let's hope we're not in Little Italy.

Another acceptable retort...

I sure hope Buca is serving that 'family style'.

When were you outside my bedroom window?

That's the sign I light up when I like to pretend I'm in the Red Light District and display my spicy tuna roll for all the passersby. It's best when it's got that 'angry' look in it's eye.

If this pic is from the Buca at Oakridge then all I wish is that I fell and spilled my cream in front of this sign. Then that story would be truly gay.

Look what Buca di Beppo is selling now

My co-host once told me somethings are just to good to pass up. I'm sure if he knew where I took this picture he would push down anyone in his way including women and children to get inside this restaurant. My girlfriend also said "they're selling, I'm buying". You might have some competition on your hands. Good luck to both of you. Word of advice... if your running full speed trying to get there first, WATCH YOUR EYES! (and hair if you win)